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xr200dirtrider1121

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I just wanted to bitch about how the wonderful state of Alabama has made exposing any part of male or female buttocks or genitalia through anything less than a reasonably opaque material and any part of a female breast below the top of the nipple a Class C felony if you're doing it at any form of a bar or nightclub. However only if you're an employee otherwise it's a misdemeanor.

If You're Stupid:

The least strippers can wear in Alabama is daisy dukes and a bikini top.

Basically Strip Clubs in my state have come to an end...
 
That's awesome!

That means Idaho isn't the most repressive state in the nation when it comes to strip joints! It's good to know that at least one state sucks it harder than we do.
 
You have my pitty. It's bad enough Awwwbarne got rid of Tommy Tupperville, but this?!?! The Gump state needs a martyr. His final words of defiance will be:

"Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR TITTIES!"
 
It seems to me that using the word "strip" in thier description is tatamount to false advertising. Who's gonna fuckin pay for over-priced drinks to watch dressed chicks? Go to a regular bar cheaper drinks, plus a better shot at seeing some bewbs later.
 
And here I thought WV stood for name-fail...
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stolen from Name Fail FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments

BTW: this is not shopped. NCAA records verify those names and numbers.
 
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