Here's a riddle for you to answer...?

[Katrina Shori]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[scrubbag]

Mr Norris was chasing it for his dinner

 

[Ray-ray]

To see if he was lucky that day.

 

[beccaaa]

the turkey was on vacation?

 

[Mookie]

he was running away from the butcher

 

[Hedwig]

Well, it's quite a long story. Last night, the chicken had a horrible nightmare. There was a butcher chasing after him with a giant knife. When the chicken woke up, he was sweating. So he went to get a glass of water, but the faucet wasn't working. The chicken went to the phone and called the plumber. So the plumber fixed the sink, but the chicken had to pay. So he went to the bank which was right down the street. He got his money and went back home and paid the plumber. But when he was escorting the plumber out the door, the plumber stepped on his foot. So the chicken had to go to the best chicken foot doctor there was, who had an office in Hong Kong. The chicken drove to the airport and got on a plane. After an hour on the plane, the chicken was getting very hungry, so he ordered the vegetarian meal. It turned out that the meal was outrageously priced, so the chicken had no money left to call a cab. So the chicken crossed the road because he had no money for a cab to get to the chicken foot doctor's office.