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scotty-loco
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a guy walks into a record store and asks the store owner if he sells an elvis greatest hits cd , the owner tells him yes and shows him to the aisle that has all the elvis cd's , after a few minutes of looking the man decides which one he would like and takes it up to the counter , on approaching the counter the owner see's that the man has no shoes on and has his toes painted green , so the owner asks the man why his toenails are painted green and the man replies ''the ghost of nat king cole painted them for me'' on upon hearing this the owner thought that the man was a looney and ordered him to put down the cd and leave the store at once to which the man said ''i shall leave this store if u give me the chance to guess your name'' to which the man starts to guess , after about an hour of guessing the man finally gets it right ''so now u have to leave my store the owner says to which the man replies ''i was never in your store , this is a shipping yard''.