HELP!! This xtian was harping on me about Jesus & I finally said I don't discuss...

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...religion when she tells me...? ...."this is not religion, it's about a personal relationship with my lard and savior Jesus". WTF???!!!

I'm trying to be polite and she doesn't even know the basic definition of religion? They're even dumber than I thought!

So fellow atheists, how would you respond without my impulsive "if you're too retarded to understand the meaning of religion, I have nothing further to discuss. FYI: there is no god & I'm not mental & therefore, unlike you, I have no imaginary friends that live in the clouds. Except on occasion on Y!A I talk about sucking the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Buitooni-covered noodly appendages. Because mafia food is tasty!"

Thanks for your input! =)
lord, lard! I love bacon! =P
Kitteh: I'm sorry. We haven't met before. I feel like you started in the middle of a conversation. What exactly are you talking about, please?
G Force: I haven't a faintest clue what you're yapping about has to do with the question at hand!
 
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