Help on my Samsung Exclaim?

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I just bought my new Samsung Exclaim. I love the phone, just having major issues with the ringtone department! I don't have a slot for an sd card on my computer, don't have a card reader. Is their any simple ways to do this w/out using a bunch of sites? Please help I am going crazy trying to figure this out! I don't want to take the phone back but I have to have my ringtones! Also no internet on my phone either! I already know about ventones and other sites but as I said I have no slots on my computer to save anything onto my card so Ventones won't work for me! Ahh it's so frustrating I had a Samsung Gravity and could go right onto funformobile.com and send ringtones via text free no problems! I don't know what the deal is with this phone!