HELP! My fish is GAY?

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My fish, whose name is Christian is constantly sticking his pointer at Ted's bunghole. What's weird is Ted doesn't seem to mine, in fact, if I could guess correctly, I think he enjoys it. They're like best buddies.

BUT, it's like totally wrong, right? Should I separate them or maybe euthanize one?
a molly's penis is called a gonopodium.
Thank you Zayla, you're right I need support. I feel so alone in this... :(
 
I suggest you give PFLAGF (Parents Friands & Families of Lesbian and Gay Fish) a call. They will help you deal with this.
 
Pointer? What the heck is that? That's not a part of fish anatomy I'm familiar with. The only thing that is even pointy is sometimes a fin is a bit pointy. I think you have fish that are either playful or being aggressive. Fish do that.

Anyway, I know you're joking (hopefully) so umm.... smite them. Fish think their humans are god anyway so stand in front of their tank and say "Bad fish, baaaad fish" That will teach them.
 
There is no such thing in the animal kingdom as "gay". some species mate with either sex.
 
We're Queer, We're Here!! Get used to it!

Haha.. It even goes for your fish :)
 
Believe it or not, there are fish that can change sexes in no time. When the only female of the group dies, one of the male becomes a female and the others come to impregnate it. That's the gay-fish paradise.

No need to kill the little thing. Even gay fish have "legal right" to self determination.
 
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