Help me! Cooking accident!?

[John Kimble]

I was cooking some toast and I accidently got my phallus stuck in the waffle iron! Please help me! I can't move or reach the phone! There's noone in! Help!

 

[Matt]

did u try usin a pipe wrenhc????

 

[Carnation]

Ill help you! Ill get pregnant with your babby and make you pay for my fake acrylic nails!!