Help I want to ride my bike home from school, and I need to carry a bassoon!?

[Bob Candy]

I go to a school 5 km away from my house, and I always wanted to ride my bike to school. Now, the problem is, I need to carry a bassoon for band practise, and I can't just carry it on my back. It weighs like a million tons! And no, I cannot buy a new one, rent a new one, or carry it on my back. What should I do!