Help! I accidentally broke wind in front of someone who came into my shop today? What now?

Okay when this guy came in to get a quote from me on his tattoo design, I was being professional as always, and my body decided to let a fart rip right there. It was a small pifttt noise. I don't think the guy noticed it, but I was embarrassed! I'm glad we were done with our conversation, and he left right when it started to smell a little. Omg, most embarrassing thing ever! Talk about awkward! I wonder if it's happened to anyone else?
 
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