Help! How do I b.s. a dissertation?

Zachary

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I have to defend my dissertation tomorrow and I have virtually nothing! I don't know what to do! Does anyone have any good techniques at B.S.'ing my way through defending it? Are there any loopholes that will allow me to pass?

I know that I deserve my Ph. D., but they don't necessarily know that. Any techniques of convincing them otherwise?

My dissertation was supposed to be on my research on patterns in prime numbers and I'm doing my research at the University of Washington.

Any help is greatly appreciated, preferably sooner rather than later! Thanks in advance!
 
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