Okay, keeping it brief.
I have a fitness test in a few days, and I was wondering when the ideal time would be (if there's any ideal time/difference at all) to masturbate. It relieves stress and all of that, but I was curious whether timing it properly would lead me to perform better on my fitness test?
Yes, this is completely serious. It is a REALLY hard fitness test, and probably 90% of my teammates won't pass it... and I have a small chance of passing it, so every advantage I can get helps.
I have a fitness test in a few days, and I was wondering when the ideal time would be (if there's any ideal time/difference at all) to masturbate. It relieves stress and all of that, but I was curious whether timing it properly would lead me to perform better on my fitness test?
Yes, this is completely serious. It is a REALLY hard fitness test, and probably 90% of my teammates won't pass it... and I have a small chance of passing it, so every advantage I can get helps.