i've had all knids at my elementary school growing up.
allow me to share
1st: Alcoholic lesbian that put booze in here coffee every morning and eventually got fired because of it, and one day years later i saw here topless on a local golf course. not cool lol
2. Drill instructor that was once in the army, he was a psychopath, literally insane and scared the shit out of everyone
3. football coach: 65 year old man who was in better shape then most olympic athletes and believe'd that gradeschoolers could run 10 miles a day every day
4. our last gym coach, an obese 5 ft tall 50 year old white guy missing three fingers on his right hand. the kids would throw balls to him just to watch him attempt to catch it with two fingers. so cruel but funny, he was so mean