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Kitty 2
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Three women go over the border one night to celebrate college graduation, get
drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the
morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if
she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible
College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf
of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all
immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and they
release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just
graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of
justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and
again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg
for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm
from the Louisiana State University and just graduated with a degree in
Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya'll right now, ya'll ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the
morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if
she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible
College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf
of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all
immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and they
release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just
graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of
justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and
again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg
for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm
from the Louisiana State University and just graduated with a degree in
Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya'll right now, ya'll ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."