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Ahmed Y
Guest
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.
>
> He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
>
> The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
>
> The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches
> high and sets him on the counter.
>
> He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the
> counter as well.
>
> He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which
> he places in front of the piano.
>
> The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful Piece
> by Mozart!
>
> 'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender.
>
> The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.
>
> This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says:
> 'Here. Rub it.'
>
> So t he bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a
> beautiful genie is standing before him.
>
> 'I will grant you one wish.. Just one wish... each person is only allowed
> one!'
>
> The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a
> million bucks!'
>
> A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by
> another duck, then another.
>
> Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and the y just keep
> coming, duck after duck after duck!
>
> The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your Genie's' a
> little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million Ducks.'
>
> 'No shit!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 9 inch
> pianist?'
>
> He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
>
> The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
>
> The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches
> high and sets him on the counter.
>
> He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the
> counter as well.
>
> He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which
> he places in front of the piano.
>
> The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful Piece
> by Mozart!
>
> 'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender.
>
> The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.
>
> This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says:
> 'Here. Rub it.'
>
> So t he bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a
> beautiful genie is standing before him.
>
> 'I will grant you one wish.. Just one wish... each person is only allowed
> one!'
>
> The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a
> million bucks!'
>
> A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by
> another duck, then another.
>
> Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and the y just keep
> coming, duck after duck after duck!
>
> The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your Genie's' a
> little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million Ducks.'
>
> 'No shit!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 9 inch
> pianist?'