Have you ever regretted whining? an apologetic poem.?

[Chicken Little]

To the Skinny Mini
girlie girl, I really do
admire and adore,
Please forgive me
my middle
aged
Grumpy self
for whining

My utter lack
of humor
in the face of
your charm and
light- heartedness,
your sweet smile and
giant blue sunglasses
was
deplorable.


I know, it's awful, but VERY sincere.