Fabio Creamatorio
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A little yellow chinaman was standing by the sea one day skipping flat stones across the water. As each stone skipped across the water it made the sound, "chin - chang - chung". The chinaman did this several times, "chin - chang - chung, chin - chang - chung". As the chinaman was skipping these stones, a ni99er came up and asked him "Yo, li'l yello-man, Wha'dup? Wha' you doin' wit' dem stones?" The chinaman replied, "I using these stones to find my ancestors, my father chin, my grandfather chang, and my great-grandfather chung."
The ni99er thought a little and said, "Think I could do dat 2?" The chinaman told the ni99er to try. The ni99er picked up an rock and threw it into thewater - "Kersplash" was the sound it made.
"No, No, you do it wrong!" said the chinaman, "you must skip the stone." Then the china man proceeded to demonstrate, "chin - chang - chung".
The ni99er said, "I see how yer doin' it now. Le'me try again." He picked up another flat stone and flung it into thewater. It skipped across the water magnificently and as it did it made the sound, "Chim - pan - Zee".
The now infuriated ni99er ran over to a large boulder, picked it up and slammed it onto the ground making a thunderous "BAB-BOON!!!!!!!!" sound that echoed for miles!
The ni99er thought a little and said, "Think I could do dat 2?" The chinaman told the ni99er to try. The ni99er picked up an rock and threw it into thewater - "Kersplash" was the sound it made.
"No, No, you do it wrong!" said the chinaman, "you must skip the stone." Then the china man proceeded to demonstrate, "chin - chang - chung".
The ni99er said, "I see how yer doin' it now. Le'me try again." He picked up another flat stone and flung it into thewater. It skipped across the water magnificently and as it did it made the sound, "Chim - pan - Zee".
The now infuriated ni99er ran over to a large boulder, picked it up and slammed it onto the ground making a thunderous "BAB-BOON!!!!!!!!" sound that echoed for miles!