I have a large afghan hound which I call Jehovah. he was a lovely dog but prone to farting, loudly and with a smell which would bring tears to your eyes.
anyhoo... One day my beloved jehovah passed away after chasing a b*tch for half a mile which was on heat.
two weeks later I was entertaining two mormon missionaries who were warning me about satan and educating me into the mormon doctrine when they were suddenly interrupted by the sound of an enormous fart,
I immediately showed the mormons the door as I was convinced that this was Jehovah's way of telling me that they were false prophets.
did I do the right thing?
anyhoo... One day my beloved jehovah passed away after chasing a b*tch for half a mile which was on heat.
two weeks later I was entertaining two mormon missionaries who were warning me about satan and educating me into the mormon doctrine when they were suddenly interrupted by the sound of an enormous fart,
I immediately showed the mormons the door as I was convinced that this was Jehovah's way of telling me that they were false prophets.
did I do the right thing?