have to come up for a headline based on a fairy tale for journalism?

[Morgan[♥]Kaye]

i can't think of one plus the assignment is stupid and more for creative writing than for journalism in my opinion so if you could help me out that'd be sweet

 

[Julia]

Kraft Foods acquires Jack's magic beans company in $1bn deal

 

[sd3r]

H. Dumpty Meets Tragic End