Okay so this guy ends up dying from a heart attack at like 65. When he died he ended up going to the gates of heaven. Anxious and nervous at the same time he walks towards the gates and they open for him. He looks to his left and looks to his right. No sign of anyone.
"I'm over here" God said.
"Where"?
"Oh I see, Sorry sir i couldn't see well with all that fog around you''.
God says "Sir i would like to ask you a few questions"
"I would be glad to answer for you"
"Okay son what do you think you have done to make it to heaven".
The man replies"Well I went to Church every sunday morning at the crack of dawn and i prayed before every meal. I treated my wife with kindness and respect and the same goes for my family and friends. I was an honest hard working person."
God nods his head looking pleased. the man calmed down a little thinking he might actually have a shot at going to heaven.
Out of the blue a tattooed long-haired biker guy shows up with nothing but bad boy written all over him.
He holds out a card in front of god and god waves him to the gates of heaven and says "ride safe'.
The man in front of him looked mad as ever and was saying things like "I held open doors for people volunteered at my local charity in town gave out the best halloween candy wrote and send them out personally christmas cards to my neighbors."
"He had something you didn't"
"What's that"?
"A harley davidson motorcycle''
"I'm over here" God said.
"Where"?
"Oh I see, Sorry sir i couldn't see well with all that fog around you''.
God says "Sir i would like to ask you a few questions"
"I would be glad to answer for you"
"Okay son what do you think you have done to make it to heaven".
The man replies"Well I went to Church every sunday morning at the crack of dawn and i prayed before every meal. I treated my wife with kindness and respect and the same goes for my family and friends. I was an honest hard working person."
God nods his head looking pleased. the man calmed down a little thinking he might actually have a shot at going to heaven.
Out of the blue a tattooed long-haired biker guy shows up with nothing but bad boy written all over him.
He holds out a card in front of god and god waves him to the gates of heaven and says "ride safe'.
The man in front of him looked mad as ever and was saying things like "I held open doors for people volunteered at my local charity in town gave out the best halloween candy wrote and send them out personally christmas cards to my neighbors."
"He had something you didn't"
"What's that"?
"A harley davidson motorcycle''