has any one got any really funny jokes?

The sergeant was inspecting his troops and he shouted to one of them "WHY DIDN`T I SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING PRIVATE JENKINS?"
 
Look at yourself in the mirror and you'll soon find yourself in hysterics.

I'm in a bad mood. xxx
 
paddy went for a interview at a building site ,he was asked to make up a sentence,that includes the number 9.he stands there for a few minutes and replies ive got a jacket with 9 buttons but i can only fascinate
 
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