Has a ginger friend ever asked you to borrow your bicycle...?

[Hell No]

and returned it 2 weeks after without the seat on?

 

[Prodigal Son]

Haha! that they have not

 

[morningmud]

Yea but I told them to keep the seat after I saw what they did on it.

 

[Miss Smith]

I kept the seat for sentimental reasons *coughs*

 

[Judas Jones]

lmao... My mate Frankie Le Bstard removes the saddle on his bike everytime he rides it to the local ....