Guys I saw him I saw God!?

Crona

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I was approached by a great big figure in a white robe with long white hair and a long white beard.
He reached out and placed his slippery fin like hand on my shoulder and suddenly I started crying, I felt all troubles and worries suddenly vanish!
I could stand straight up because all of my burdens were lifted from my shoulders, I was feeling reborn.

I was about to submit my life to him and about that time I noticed something off about him.
My eyes were adjusting to the brightness surrounding him.
I realized wouldn't you know it?
He soon said, "Son, I need about tree fiddy"
He wasn't god at all! He was that damn Lockness monster again!
 
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