good comebacks/insults for brother in law? ?

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me & my brother in law are always going at it and yesterday i was little stumped so i am determined to come back today loaded with comebacks and insults..

examples of what we say to one another when the other is talkin shit are: "you ever been punched in the face?"
"you ever been stabbed in the neck?"
"you ever had a cigarette put on in your eye ball?"
"you ever had your face sliced open?"
"you ever been kicked in the mouth?"

all kinds of stuff like that funny stupid insults lol please please pleeeease give me a whole bunch more like this so i can win this battle!!!
 
you ever wake up in the hospital with no memory of how you got there
 
you ever kissed azz
you ever got ball reduction {{lol! idk why that's funny but it is}}
are you ever going to shut TFU { that's for when you're bout to run outta things to say ..always works for me!}
 
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