Oh1 gee " marty I have some thing in my eye" then look at his lips as he tries to see what it is =he will kiss ,if you put one finger on your bottom lip.
Bet him five $ he can't feel it if you kiss him with his eyes closed /Hand him the 5 and when he closes his eyes, lay it on him and squish you chest to his hands snatch the 5 back, Say "Im and Indian giver, want to try to double your money"
tell him he has something on his upper lip , he'll try to wipe it off , shake your head and step to him and Kizz the dude "'Oh my gott' it was ME"
Fake a sprained ankel[ankle?] and when he scoopes you to take the pressure off, Lay one on him and Sag into his arms.[guys are suckers for this one].
Put a bar of soap in a panty hose /nylon knee hi. when its dark ,smack him in the mouth with it```` then apolopize porfoundly and offer to kiss to make it feel better. "when he asks why you hit him? ```"I thought you were the other guy ==The one I don't like."
