Goddamn dentist.

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casshiemere

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I love my dentist, he's one of the most friendly guys I've ever known and takes the utmost care into consideration when he's got all sorts of pointy, jabby, pokey utensils in my jaw. But I hate going because there is always something wrong with my damn teeth. I have a cavity in the back of each front tooth, and one of them has started to decay, meaning it has to be repaired for the second or third time. I really hate it.

It's all my fault because I didn't care about my teeth during the summer...I was way too busy partying. And now I'm paying the price for what I did then, and I hate the it.

Anyone else want to gripe about the dentist?
 
Your dentist sounds an awful lot like my old one. He's a great guy and all, but in a way, he was kind of creepy. He'd always want a hug, and he treated me like his daughter. When I was his patient, I was a little bit introverted, so I didn't really like people hugging me. It freaked me out a little bit.

I haven't had any cavities, so I can't complain about that, but I had braces, and those were horrible. I love how they tell you after you're all relieved that you have them off that you have to wear a retainer the rest of your life.

Fucking retainers.
 
Yeah my dentist used to take me to the back room and touch me...and I was like "how the shit is this going to make my teeth cleaner?" And then he was all "I dunno" and I was like "Then this is pretty gay dude." and he was like "I know...I have a problem..." then he would break down and cry and....what the fuck am I talking about...
 
I have a learned fear of dentists.

Example: In the military I had my wisdom teeth come in very wrong, so the guy announces his need to "clear his schedule for this one!!". Then in short order he doesn't novacaine me enough, he breaks a drill bit in my mouth, then he breaks his drill, then I need more novacaine, then he uses a tiny chisel and a hammer to break my teeth out back there. It was one of the most horrific things I've ever endured still to this day.
 
I just went to the dentist for a cleaning last week and had a perfect checkup hehe *rubs it in* My husband had to have a root canal though, if that makes you feel better?
 
Speaking of dentists I'm so fucking pissed. I had a toothache and I went to this dentist to get it fixed up...

Turns out whatever the fuck was hurting was nothing but I had to pay 200 dollars for a cleaning and xrays...and then they are like "YOU TAKE GREAT CARE OF YOUR TEETH... BUT YOU HAVE 14 REALLY TINY CAVITIES."

So yea. I have to pay $2000 to get 14 cavities the size of a pin head filled. Fucking dentists.
 
I like the actual 'Dentist'. I hate his nurses. The dentist is always nice, but I only get to see him for like 5 minutes at the end when my clean up is done. He does a quick check, maybe refills a cavatie, and that's that. Getting holes drilled sucks though. But I'd still rather do that then goto school.

The orthodontist is easier. I only need braces for like 6 months when I was in grade 6, but since then I've had this wire thing on the back of my teeth. You can't see it though, so it's all good.
 
Yeah, my orthodontist said that after my braces came off, I'd have to wear a retainer for a long long time. When I got home that evening, I threw the retainer out. Fuck that shit.

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