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like that....? The best ones get 10 points. Good Luck!!!!!
Here's a few of my funniest ones:
If a tree falls in the middle of the woods...do the other trees laugh???
What idiot put the letter 's' in lisp??
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot in the UFO.
I didn't fall - the pavement jumped out and attacked me.
One by one - the penguins are stealing my sanity.
And Ways To Annoy People On Planes:
Go into the toilet, pull your pants down and then run out screaming, 'Stewardess!!! We're out of toilet paper!!!!'
When everything is silent jump up and scream, 'Ahhhhhh!! I left the stove on!'
Accidentally forget to use deodorant and then stick your armpit in someone's face.
Lol.
Now you turn!!!
Here's a few of my funniest ones:
If a tree falls in the middle of the woods...do the other trees laugh???
What idiot put the letter 's' in lisp??
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot in the UFO.
I didn't fall - the pavement jumped out and attacked me.
One by one - the penguins are stealing my sanity.
And Ways To Annoy People On Planes:
Go into the toilet, pull your pants down and then run out screaming, 'Stewardess!!! We're out of toilet paper!!!!'
When everything is silent jump up and scream, 'Ahhhhhh!! I left the stove on!'
Accidentally forget to use deodorant and then stick your armpit in someone's face.
Lol.
Now you turn!!!