Nathan Grieve
New member
So i was talking to some chick..and yes i assume that you have heard a few of these...but she still laughed and are going out with a few friends soon...now i don't care whether you think she likes me or not...i really don't want to know about that
So i asked her: You wanna dance? (this girl is 19 and i'm 18)
Her: Let's do it
Me: Aren't you moving a little fast, let's dance and see where it goes.
She laughed a fair bit and we went a danced
Next joke:
Her: What do you think about If at first you don't succeed?
Me: If at first you don't succeed, then suicide isn't for you
again she laughed
Her: My mum calls me a son of a bitch
Me: And she doesn't see the irony in that?
Of course we talked a fair bit and had other laughs...but what do you think of those one liners...i use em every now and then
So i asked her: You wanna dance? (this girl is 19 and i'm 18)
Her: Let's do it
Me: Aren't you moving a little fast, let's dance and see where it goes.
She laughed a fair bit and we went a danced
Next joke:
Her: What do you think about If at first you don't succeed?
Me: If at first you don't succeed, then suicide isn't for you
again she laughed
Her: My mum calls me a son of a bitch
Me: And she doesn't see the irony in that?
Of course we talked a fair bit and had other laughs...but what do you think of those one liners...i use em every now and then