Great scott.
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I have just brought my Girlfriend a present for her birthday, it's a iphone. The problem I have is the wrapping of it. I have never been very good at wrapping presents, I had the wrapping paper but no tape to secure and seal it, so I tried looking for string like the old fashioned Christmas presents were once strung, but could not find any string. It was not until I went to the toilet and found that I had a tapeworm ejecting from my anus, I pulled the long living tapeworm from my anus and the length of it was very much suitable for the stringing of the present. Do you think this will hold out until my girlfriend arrives in half a hour and when she does will she notice that it is wrapped with a living creature I pulled from my anus? Please help.