girlfriend on a Internet chat site?

[Scotty]

I found this girl who said she would be my girlfriend on a internet chat site, I am so happy!. We are going to meet each other today, i really can't wait!. She told me to meet her in the car park and her dad will pick me up and drive me to her house. I have to take condoms, lube, and wear a leather belt. I really hope this is the girl of my dreams, as long as i buy something called Viagra for her dad she say she would sleep with me. I am just so happy, i mean the girl of my dreams really want's me. =D