Gimmicks/Stories based on Current Events?

Doctor Tickle

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Long ago,wwe created gimmicks and stories based on real life events/people.
So I was thinking,would these be good gimmicks for modern wwe?

1.Tag Team called The Security Alliance (TSA) ?
Members of the Security Alliance will be two unknowns using the names of Pat Downs and Phil Ups.

2.An Illuminati/Globalist type group consisting of Vince,Linda,Triple H,HBK and more making insane rules and firing for no reason?

3.Pat Patterson openly admitting he harasses young superstars backstage and basically states there's nothing no one can do about it because he's part of the "Illuminati"?

4.(This involves audience participation):The publicly removing of fans who either offend wwe or are sitting in seats needed for VIPs who arrive on short notice?

5.Vince admitting that he paid Jamie Kellner to announce there will be no more wrestling shows on Turner networks just to show how ruthless he can be?

6.Linda portraying a poor loser and constantly whines about losing the election (like Al Gore)?

7.Michael Cole,also part of the "Illuminati",announces the Miz will only defend the title at pay per views?

8.Ticket sales to all events increase do to McMahon Tax?

9.Vince admitting that he did indeed ask David Schultz to slap John Stossel,then brings Schultz back to wwe only to slap him on tv for not accepting his termination,then firing him again?

10.Finally,Vince admits that almost every deceased wrestler had died due to the fact that he himself placed a hit on each of them but has since been granted immunity by the government,so no charges can or will be fired?

All these stories and gimmicks are based on the actions currently being taken place right here in the USA.
Source:Prison Planet
Edit:so no charges can or will be *filed* not fired.Many apologies.
 
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