General service announcement.....?

It has been brought to my attention that my logic is flawed, therefore I have compiled a list of declarations.


1. I hereby declare that I have no evidence against the existence of God, thus I cannot say such an entity does not exist.

2. I hereby declare that I have no evidence against the existence of leprechauns, thus I cannot say such an entity does not exist

3. I hereby declare that I have no evidence against the existence of Santa Claus, thus I cannot say such an entity does not exist

4. I hereby declare that I have no evidence against the existence of the Easter bunny, thus I cannot say such an entity does not exist

5. I hereby declare that I have no evidence against the existence of vampires, thus I cannot say such an entity does not exist

6. I hereby declare that I have no evidence against the existence of Werewolves, thus I cannot say such an entity does not exist

7. I hereby declare that I have no evidence against the existence of the boogie man, thus I cannot say such an entity does not exist

8. I hereby declare that I have no evidence against the existence of aliens hiding on the back of the moon, thus I cannot say such an entity does not exist

9. I hereby declare that I have no evidence against the existence of Uni-corns, thus I cannot say such an entity does not exist

10. I hereby declare that I have no evidence against the existence of the kraken, thus I cannot say such an entity does not exist
@Stew, yes, Is my declaration acceptable?
@Little Miss Sunshine, you forgot that Santa, the aliens and the Easter bunnies have invisibility shields...... obviously :P
 
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