Eagles fan 4 lyfe
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absolutely nothing personal here, all for fun. i would never ever hit a woman, i just laugh at those jokes
gimme your best ones
here's some of mine:
why do women have short feet?
so they can stand closer to the stove/oven/sink
why do women get dressed in white?
its nice to have all kitchen appliances the same color
how do you fix a woman's watch?
You dont. theres a clock on the stove
how many guys does it take to open a beer?
None. it should be open by the time she brings it to the couch
gimme your best ones
here's some of mine:
why do women have short feet?
so they can stand closer to the stove/oven/sink
why do women get dressed in white?
its nice to have all kitchen appliances the same color
how do you fix a woman's watch?
You dont. theres a clock on the stove
how many guys does it take to open a beer?
None. it should be open by the time she brings it to the couch