Funny Joke or not................?

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A wife arrives home after a long shopping trip and finds her husband in bed with a fit younger woman. Her husband says, " before you kick off and start shouting let me explain how this has happened." He continues to explain " well, driving home after work I saw this young lady , looking tired and poor, so I asked if she needed a lift. She was hungry , so I brought her home and fed her some of that roast that you'd left in the fridge." He continued "Her shoes were worn out, so I gave her a pair of shoes you never wear as there out of style. And she was cold, so I gave her that jumper that you never wear because you don't like the colour." The wife interrupted screaming " How the fuck does that explain anything!"

"Well" said the husband, " Just as this young lady was leaving she asked if there was anything else that my wife doesn't use anymore, and HERE WE ARE"
 
Lol, it is kinda funneh if i got the joke the right way...i think i got it with the whole fitter young woman in BED wif him, never uses. I think i got it. Its funneh. Did you make it up yourself? Or get it off of somewhere?
 
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