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So this old man and old lady have been married for years and sleeping in the same bed everynight the whole time.
Every morning the old man lets out this HUGE fart right before he wakes up and the old lady is sickened by it.
She says to him "One day, your going to fart your guts out!"
And he says "Ah, your full of it thats impossible"
So the next morning happens to be Thanksgiving. The old lady quietly slips out of bed early to prepare the Thanksgovong day meal.
As shes cleaning the turkey she gets a brilliant idea for a prank.
She decides to take the turkey guts and put them under the sheets right next to the old mans bum!
So she does!
After a little while she finally hears the traditional morning fart from the old man, so she smiles.
Next thing you know you hear this loud scream from the old man!
The lady just stays in the kitchen like nothing has happened.
Finally after a few minutes the old man strolls into the kitchen in obvious pain.
"What happened?!" says the old lady.
The old man says "Honey you were right, I did finally fart my guts out"
"I told you!" says the old lady
The old man, "But I managed to get most of them back in!"
Isnt that disgusting and funny! Star me if you like it
Every morning the old man lets out this HUGE fart right before he wakes up and the old lady is sickened by it.
She says to him "One day, your going to fart your guts out!"
And he says "Ah, your full of it thats impossible"
So the next morning happens to be Thanksgiving. The old lady quietly slips out of bed early to prepare the Thanksgovong day meal.
As shes cleaning the turkey she gets a brilliant idea for a prank.
She decides to take the turkey guts and put them under the sheets right next to the old mans bum!
So she does!
After a little while she finally hears the traditional morning fart from the old man, so she smiles.
Next thing you know you hear this loud scream from the old man!
The lady just stays in the kitchen like nothing has happened.
Finally after a few minutes the old man strolls into the kitchen in obvious pain.
"What happened?!" says the old lady.
The old man says "Honey you were right, I did finally fart my guts out"
"I told you!" says the old lady
The old man, "But I managed to get most of them back in!"
Isnt that disgusting and funny! Star me if you like it