3 men are standing at the gates of heaven.God asks the men, "Have you been faithful to your spouse?"
The first man admitted to having 3 affairs. God forgives him and gives him a old pickup truck to drive in heaven.
The second man admits to 1 affair. God forgives him and gives him a mini van to drive in heaven.
Th third man says he had no affairs. God rewards him with a sports car.
The next day, the first two men see the third man who had been faithful, and asks him why he is so sad.
The third man replies, "I just passed my wife, she was riding a skateboard."
The first man admitted to having 3 affairs. God forgives him and gives him a old pickup truck to drive in heaven.
The second man admits to 1 affair. God forgives him and gives him a mini van to drive in heaven.
Th third man says he had no affairs. God rewards him with a sports car.
The next day, the first two men see the third man who had been faithful, and asks him why he is so sad.
The third man replies, "I just passed my wife, she was riding a skateboard."