Funny joke, a pirate and a sailor?

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One day a pirate and a sailor were talking. The sailor pointed to his peg leg and asked how he got it. The pirate said " I fought a shark and lost my leg" The sailor said " How did you get your hook hand?" The pirate said " I was in a sword fight and my hand was sliced off." The sailor then said " How did you get your eye patch?" The pirate said "A bird left droppings in my eye" The sailor said " that isnt impressive," The pirate said " It was my first day with the hook."
 
ohhhhhh.......
wasn't funny d first time i read it but then i understood the joke
not bad
 
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