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hardcoredjbenzy
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I had a really funny audio clip on my old phone which I forgot to transfer off when I got my new one and now I can't find it anywhere. Does anyone know where I can get it, or does anyone have it?
I found the transcript of it on someones bebo page:
gardening!!!
i met this girl recently
she was a gardener
and i was doing a bit of gardening
she was a nice chicory
anyway i took her back to my place to smoke a bit of herbaceous border
you know get her a bit hyacinth
whilst she was there she got out my sweet william
now i dont have a forcinthia it got parsnipped by a juniper when i was a child
so there she was with my bluebell and i honeysuckled
which was nice
so i went down to her lily of the valley and fiddled with her clematice
parted her labilia and she sed dont teasel, tulip
so i did
remembering not to forget me not to put a fox glove on my dog wound
i dont wanna polenate her and have to get marigold
anyways she starts to beetroot and i thought right time to yukka
so i got my rockery into her quince and rode her dendrum
half wat through im thinking to myself how about a bit of box hedging,
bit of re pottin,
annual saxifrage,
one up the asberditsra if u like
i give that a go and she goes loopy jumps out of bed before i can cuckoospit my snow drops
and accuses me of being sickamore
i say i dont wanna seem upgrapefruit i mean i like you but not allotment
I found the transcript of it on someones bebo page:
gardening!!!
i met this girl recently
she was a gardener
and i was doing a bit of gardening
she was a nice chicory
anyway i took her back to my place to smoke a bit of herbaceous border
you know get her a bit hyacinth
whilst she was there she got out my sweet william
now i dont have a forcinthia it got parsnipped by a juniper when i was a child
so there she was with my bluebell and i honeysuckled
which was nice
so i went down to her lily of the valley and fiddled with her clematice
parted her labilia and she sed dont teasel, tulip
so i did
remembering not to forget me not to put a fox glove on my dog wound
i dont wanna polenate her and have to get marigold
anyways she starts to beetroot and i thought right time to yukka
so i got my rockery into her quince and rode her dendrum
half wat through im thinking to myself how about a bit of box hedging,
bit of re pottin,
annual saxifrage,
one up the asberditsra if u like
i give that a go and she goes loopy jumps out of bed before i can cuckoospit my snow drops
and accuses me of being sickamore
i say i dont wanna seem upgrapefruit i mean i like you but not allotment