Funny football sayings for a poster?

[MarineWife]

I'm making 4 posters for my husbands football game tomorrow and I'm drawing a blank for some funny/creative/clever things to put on them. I need your help! Anything will do, I'm not easily offended and neither are the fans that go to these games.

 

[Tien N]

Something about broken ankles always works well..........

 

[SAGAL79]

"Be an athletic supporter!!" I always liked that one....