funny fat camp slogans..?

[Phyllis B]

ok first of all i am NOT making fun of fat ppl.. i am doing a monologue for drama class in which i am an obese teen in fat camp and i am making a t shirt to wear while doing my monologue the name of the camp is bluebird.. and i need a funny slogan to go under the name... like i dk you know how camps always have an inspirational slogan.. well i need a funny one so if you have any ideas

 

[Vicki D]

You could steal from The Simpsons' episode when Bart is sent to fat camp. "Serenity Ranch - A Forced Starvation Facility"

 

[clavie]

Camp Bluebird ... fighting gravity one pound at a time!
Camp Bluebird ... watch the pounds fly away!
Camp Bluebird ... working your *** off!
Camp Bluebird ... fly, Forrest, fly!

OK, so those are all corny but maybe they'll give you an idea!