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This joke cracks me up but my friends think I’m crazy please tell me what you think…
A duck walks in store and says
“ Ya got any grapes?”
The store clerk says “No we’re a convenience store we don’t sell grapes.”
Next day, the duck comes back and says
“ Ya got any grapes?”
The store clerk says
“No. we’re a convenience store we don’t sell grapes.”
The 3rd day the duck comes back and says (guess what…)
“ Ya got any grapes?”
The store clerk says
“Look I told you the 1st and 2nd time you came here that we don’t sell grapes!!! Now if you come in here asking me that one more time I'm gonna nail your webbed feet to the floor!!!!”
Next day the duck comes back and says
“ Ya’ got any nails?”
“No” says the clerk
“Good! Ya’ got any grapes??!!”
A duck walks in store and says
“ Ya got any grapes?”
The store clerk says “No we’re a convenience store we don’t sell grapes.”
Next day, the duck comes back and says
“ Ya got any grapes?”
The store clerk says
“No. we’re a convenience store we don’t sell grapes.”
The 3rd day the duck comes back and says (guess what…)
“ Ya got any grapes?”
The store clerk says
“Look I told you the 1st and 2nd time you came here that we don’t sell grapes!!! Now if you come in here asking me that one more time I'm gonna nail your webbed feet to the floor!!!!”
Next day the duck comes back and says
“ Ya’ got any nails?”
“No” says the clerk
“Good! Ya’ got any grapes??!!”