todion
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- Did you hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii? They only permit a-low-ha.
- I hate my job — all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
- Mom keeps asking why I have so much candy. She doesn't know I always keep a few Twix up my sleeve.
- I found a wooden shoe in my toilet — it was clogged.
- If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?
- I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
- I only know 25 letters of the alphabet — I just don't know y.
- My dream job is to clean mirrors, because I can really see myself doing that.
- I lost 25% of my roof last night...oof.