-If a guy texts you back while playing COD he loves you! <3, LOLjk, the game's just loading.
-Want some candy? LOL jk, get in my van.
-'I'm a real boy.' LOL jk. I'm Justin Bieber.
-I just ran over a woman with my car LOL JK I don't drive in kitchens.
-"Am i fat?" "No" Lol jk, you look like a whale
-i'd swim the ocean for you LOL jk, there's sharks in there.
-Lets run away together LOL jk, i have asthma
-I'd walk 500 miles for you... LOL jk, that would hurt my feet
-i'd take a bullet for you... LOL jk, that'd kill me.
Thats what she said LOL jk she didnt
-I'd be lost without you... LOL jk I have a map.
-i'm almost there LOL jk im still at my house
