Funniest Joke?

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
 
that joke is so old (and yet somehow, i still like it!!!!!!) it makes me smile. have a star.
 
omg ive heard that joke a really long time ago, and to this day it still manages to not make me laugh...
 
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