Funniest joke gets free 10 points.?

[RADDD]

I'm bored, and we all love jokes, right?
While we're on the topic of jokes, did you hear about the guy who got the entire left side of his body removed in a surgery?

yeah, he's all right now.

hahahahaa.

have a great day!

 

[snyper SUSPENDED]

A 'penguin' had to take his car into a garage for a engine repair. The mechanic told the 'penguin' to leave the car with him for about two hours, to find out what's wrong. The 'penguin' goes across the street to a grocery store, climbed into the freezer and ate vanilla ice-cream. When the two hours was up, the 'penguin' went back to the garage to find out what happened to his car. When the 'penguin' entered the garage, the mechanic looked at him and said' "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replied, "No, that was vanilla ice-cream I was eating."

 

[Mike Litoris]

Why do white people smell bad?


So blind people can hate them too.




Why was the black jew so mad?

He had to sit in the back of the gas chamber.

 

[Bee]

go to: mylifeisaverage.com

Seriously, awesome website!

Haha, if you like it, message me on Yahoo. lol it's nice to meet people who have a sense of humor.

 

[a red nine]

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was trying to find Pooh.