funniest comeback u ever hurd or said?

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My friend was looking at a fortune cookie and he was jokingly all like "Okay this fortune will decide whether I'm gay or not. Once and for all."

It said "You are a leader in your community. :)" and he said "Oh, okay, that's fine then."

I shot back with "Yeah, leader of the GAY community."

He just shook my hand and told me it was well played.
 
ok, so theres this one kid, hold on oops this is too inappropriate for yahoo answers never mind.
 
my friend told me this at school;

a guy asks a girl why she wears a bra since she is so flat-chested
the girl responds, "you wear pants, don't you?"
 
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