FUNNiEST BLONDE JOKE EVER!!!?

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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved

*when she missed the 44 bus,she took the 22 bus twice instead

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
*can u plz tell me if these are funny..
 
Funny! Listen to mine.
There was a brunet on a train track singing 42, 42,42,42, and then a blond came and got behind her and started singing 42,42,42,42... then a train came and the brunet got of the track but the blond did not. the blond got run over by the train and died. then the brunet went back on and started to sing 43,43,43,43.....Ha!~
 
lol Nicole NC i gave you a thumbs up b/c you're terrible! lol that's funny but wrong. lol
 
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