So I have this worksheet for Chemistry entitled "Those Crazy Elements" in which they ask you questions and you have to answer with an element in a pun-like fashion, e.g. What do you do with dead people? In which the answer would be "Barium" (lol)
1. What do you do with dead people? [Barium]
2. Your Mom's Favorite flower
3. Makes Superman sick [Krypton]
4. Male member of the Ganese tribe. [MANganese]<-- lolwut
5. Five pennies [Nickel]
6. Had his stomach removed [Nobelium]
7. Famous English Theater
8. 60's slang for "great!" [Radium] <-- Bad
9. Drunken inmates [SSilicon]
10. Not fat [Tin]
11. The warrior princess [Xenon]
12. What you give your ex-wife
13. Talks too much and gossips
14. Place to park your cars
15. What a doctor does for you [Helium or Curium?]
16. When I am hungry [Tungsten?]
17. A night student at Milpitas High [Nitrogen]<-- Our mascot is a Trojan
18. What a cowboy does to his horse
19. The "Good _____" [Samarium]
20. Not Smart <--- Don't think it's Boron
21. A wave rider [sulfur]
22. Why girls wear pPerfume
23. The ship the ice sank [Titanium] <-- lame
24. Not float but [zinc]
25. They left [Argon]
26. School is so [Boron]
27. What we do with escaped inmates
28. Two men going bald [Cobalt?]
29. Where spices are grown [Indium]
30. Native Americans <-- may be indium....
31. Get rid of them [Iridium]
32. Not follow, but [lead]
33. Gin with water
34. A planet [Mercury]
35. The Lone Ranger's horse
36. What National Parks are
37. A shocking social situation [Scandium]
38. Heart of [Gold]
39. Make clothes wrinkle free [iron]
40. Most patriotic element [Americuium]
Even if you only know one, please reply
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1. What do you do with dead people? [Barium]
2. Your Mom's Favorite flower
3. Makes Superman sick [Krypton]
4. Male member of the Ganese tribe. [MANganese]<-- lolwut
5. Five pennies [Nickel]
6. Had his stomach removed [Nobelium]
7. Famous English Theater
8. 60's slang for "great!" [Radium] <-- Bad
9. Drunken inmates [SSilicon]
10. Not fat [Tin]
11. The warrior princess [Xenon]
12. What you give your ex-wife
13. Talks too much and gossips
14. Place to park your cars
15. What a doctor does for you [Helium or Curium?]
16. When I am hungry [Tungsten?]
17. A night student at Milpitas High [Nitrogen]<-- Our mascot is a Trojan
18. What a cowboy does to his horse
19. The "Good _____" [Samarium]
20. Not Smart <--- Don't think it's Boron
21. A wave rider [sulfur]
22. Why girls wear pPerfume
23. The ship the ice sank [Titanium] <-- lame
24. Not float but [zinc]
25. They left [Argon]
26. School is so [Boron]
27. What we do with escaped inmates
28. Two men going bald [Cobalt?]
29. Where spices are grown [Indium]
30. Native Americans <-- may be indium....
31. Get rid of them [Iridium]
32. Not follow, but [lead]
33. Gin with water
34. A planet [Mercury]
35. The Lone Ranger's horse
36. What National Parks are
37. A shocking social situation [Scandium]
38. Heart of [Gold]
39. Make clothes wrinkle free [iron]
40. Most patriotic element [Americuium]
Even if you only know one, please reply
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