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Imparcial

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Ok little backdrop: It was a Saturday night, my parent were out of town and I had my girlfriend and two of her friends out.

We had gone out at around 11 and showed up at a friends house. We stayed for about an hour watching this chick play mario golf and left about 12. I go to pull out of his drive way and I guess I did it pretty fast. About a mile down the road I notice the flashing lights in my mirror.

So this is going to be my first ticket, so I'm understandably pissed. To add to things one of he girls in the back seat finds the time to tell me now that there's a warrent out for her arrest. So its for a late paid ticket, but she's still freaking out. Oh yea and the other chick in the back seat feels the need to bring up the weed we just bought from the friends house.

So we hurridly shove the pot under the seat, hide the play dough pipe, and try to stop everyone from freaking out. Well the cop was decently nice, wrote me up for failure to yield and gave me a verbal warning for speeding and let us go. So I'm coming out of this with 106 bucks down the drain, probably points on my license, and three people that are never going to let me forget about this. Argh...
 
Well if you had all that shit going on I wouldn't complain about a few points on your license. You might be able to even get those erased with some sort of driving class.

Friend's aren't they fun? I still have stories come back haunting me.
 
My suggestion to you Evan would be jumping down a well after having your girlfriend chew out your voice box. That way, you cant call for help, and nobody will even know or care that you died.
 
You should be glad he just wrote you a small ticket and didn't decide to be an asshole and search you. Besides that if your a minor don't worry about those bullshit "points" they take off because after you turn 18 your record is clean except for a felony. I got stopped when I got my license and got a ticket for: no insurance, no inspection, no registration, speeding, and no seat belt...all in one stop. So take 106 bucks to your local court house and pay the pety fine and quit bitching as if your life sucks so much.
 
Actually I think points stay on your license for 1 year and it affects your insurance (depends on what company) for 3-5 years no matter how old you are.

I got a speeding ticket when I was 16 and it finally erased when I was 19.
 
Next time yield. Problem solved. The cops are just doing thier job. Had I been a cop, pulling over a car load of kids at midnight, I so would have searched your car.
 
Yea actually I'm thinking of seeing it through court and hoping he has something better to do that day.

Thank God I am 18 though, otherwise I'd have been out past curfew and would have had my license suspended. I'm still pissed he nailed me though, it was a one way, two lane highway and the car I failed to yeild to had to tap their brakes at best before I pulled into the other lane. So either it was the cop I pulled in front of or he was filling a monthly quota. My grand pa always said cops look for teens in nice cars...

I wish he had asked to search my car or someone in my car, just so I could have turned him down.
 
Over the summer, some friends and I were traveling to central Maine. We had the trunk packed with goodies(lots of beer, cheap vodka, etc...). We were all under 21, and my brother had a switchblade with him(illegal in Maine). So we were driving along, listening to Sammy Haggar's "I can't drive 55," ironically enough. We were going 88 on a highway(65 speed limit). Two mph away from criminal. We got stopped by a state cop. He found out our beer, and my brother's knife. So we lost the knife, the beer, vodka, etc... And we got a $180ish speeding ticket. He could have arrested us easily enough, and that would have sucked. So the moral of the story is, even though shit happens, often times you could have been completely fucked over, but got off comparatively easy, so be thankful that you did.
 
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