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emilyrrr

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Ouch. So it was one stop. I thought he meant 7 different incidents.





I think DWI has been replaced with the term DUI. I think DWI is an old term used by police that ended in the 1970s and was replaced by Driving under the influence.
 
People driving irresponsibly, and especially speeding, account for more deaths and maimings in the USA than guns. Slow the fuck down, stop thinking you're more important than everyone else on the road.
 
I don't know if it was one stop, I was posting a hypothetical scenario.

Oh, in some states they have DWI and DUI. DWI is usually a lower BAC in GA it's .08, you get a DUI at .10. Not sure why they do that, but they do here anyway.
 
Here's some tips for you guys who do hate the police and think it's unfair you got a ticket.

  • Slow the fuck down, seriously.
  • Yes sir, no sir, yes mam, no mam.
  • (With ^) End everything with "officer"
  • Wear your seat belt, and don't take it off until the cop asks for something.
  • Don't reach for your license and registration until they ask for it, cops get antsy when they see you shifting around in the vehicle, for all they know, you're reaching for a gun.
  • Try to make them laugh.
  • When you are stopped, place your hands either out the window or at 10 and 2 on the steering wheel. This gives police a sense of respect and security.
 
It dependes on what state your in. In MD, you get charged on both. One deals with the breath test, the other with the drunk test.
 
Instead of doing all that try just not getting cought in these easy to follow instructions to avoid having to face some jerk off cop that hates his job and is look for a reason to shoot you.


  • 1. If you see a cop slow down and hide behind another car, limiting your visibility will increase the odd of getting away.
    2. If a cop pulls up behind you take your very next turn he will probably follow you thats ok just go slow and turn into the first or second driveway doesnt matter who's it is just park and get out like you know them. Then when the cop is gone hope in and drive away.
    3. If you see a ton of people driven really slow odds are they dont want to, look for a cop.
    4. Always be on the look out for a cop act like there always out to get you and you will always see them.
    5 If you do get a cop turning in begind you and your speeding dont hit the brakes, use the E-brake it will slow you down and you wont be showing your brake lights to anyone.
    6. If your drunk take the back roads, odds are you'll hit a car but the cops and the guy you hit wont know it was you.
    That is all for more ways to avoid the cops check your local listings. That is all.
 
My response to your ansers.
1.) This kinda works, but you have to be faster than the cops eyes. It's hard to pull off. You are better off just driving 5 over the limit by your self.
2.) This works great, have used it many times, but once the cop pulled up behind me and pulled me over in the drive way. He said I ran a red light 5 miles back. He asked whos house I was at, I said I was tired of him folowing me.
3.) Not sure what your talking about here, you mean like where a cop pulls on the highway and all the cars line up behind him like its the interstate pace car:confused:
4.) Yes
5.) This is not good, they don't look for your brake lights, they look to see if your nose dives. I have passed a cop doing 30 over the speed limit, and he waved to me. If you are getting caught, role with it. I have seen people, and I myself gotten out a quite a few tickets by not trying to pretend. In fact, a friend was doing 150, he came to the top of a hill and saw the cops. He slowed down and pulled over by them. They asked him what he was doing. He said "you guys got me." The cops said, well yeah we do, how fast were you going? He said I don't realy know what did you get me at? The cop said "well when we saw your nose dive, you were at 137. How about I give you a ticket for 10 over.":thumbsup:
6.) Ummm, don't drive drunk.
 
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