from a scale of 1 to 10 how funny r these blonde jokes?

[justine]

ok u maybe have heard this joke before. a blonde walks into a barber shop and asks 2 have her hair done. she has headphones on all the while. so the person who cuts the hair starts cutting and asks if the blonde can take off her headphones. she says no. finally the person gets so mad of trying 2 cut her hair she wretches the headphones off of the blonde. the blonde falls dead after a second or 2. the hairdresser puts the headphones on and hears "breathe in, breathe out"

last 1. a blonde, brunette, and a red head r stranded on a remote island. they find a magical genie that will grant them 3 wishes. the brunette says "i want 2 be with my boyfriend" and the redhead says she wants 2 be with her bf. when the blonde got her wish she said " i wish that my friends were back"

 

[Veternarian♥]

heard em both before but illl give em a 7

 

[Marmite]

First one 9.5!
Second one about a 5...

 

[dizzy]

7 for the first one

i didnt get the second one!

 

[Rcc]

I like the first one!!!!